Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:
I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c
I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY
But imagine Cas being able to leave his vessel like demons do.
So SAMs haut eating lunch in the bunker one day when a fuCKING CLOUD OF BLACK SMOKE FLIES BY FOLLOWED BY A BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT AND THEY JUST FUCKING CHASE EACH OTHER AROUND THE BUNKER
HOLY SHIT YOU GO HARRY POTTER FANDOM! YOU GIFFED US!
Teacher: So what do you do now that Harry Potter's over?
Me: Um, it's not over.
Teacher: But there are no more books coming out.
Me: There hasn't been a new Bible for awhile now, but the Bible fandom is still going strong...